I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
(Source: ahtnamasyay, via mildmodern-girl)
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
(via mildmodern-girl)
mildmodern-girl replied to your post: Posted a little diddy on *le facebook* about…
ew why are you still friends with her on fb?
Too many mutual friends =/ I even still have to be civilized to her pervy ex, because of many mutual friends, living in a small town, and working a summer job together (although one of my managers made it clear that due to his behavior she doesn’t want him working for us again this summer, but she’s a manager not an owner so we’ll see). She’s usually fun and nice (just, kinda desperate in that she stayed with a creep even though she’s a pretty cool chick most of the time and deserves better). Him I can barely tolerate. Like his existence on this planet really bothers me.
See also: when people try to talk to me about the job market
(via lipsredasroses)
if I think about the negative reactions to angelina jolie’s super-brave article for more than a second my blood pressure starts to rise, I’m not even kidding. I know anger is not always productive but I can’t control it at all. i’m gonna sleep now. good night.
Watching the world move forward while you are set in stone….and you are powerless to stop it….
WTF are you talking about? Now you’re saying because people with different views are less than you… You people have no shame do you?
Rope is cheap. Just like you.
Where on earth did I say that social conservatives are less than me?
And suggesting I kill myself? Calling me cheap?
Classy.
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Posted a little diddy on *le facebook* about Angelina Jolie, her mastectomy, why people suck, and why campaigns like “save the tatas” suck
Get comment from girl who stayed with her (now ex) even though she was aware that he had committed what is in this state misdemeanor sexual assault on myself and a friend while girl was out of town telling me “yeah but money for helps!”
Lay down a four paragraph explanation on a) not everything with a pink ribbon actually gives a dime to cancer research b) pink ribbons are put on unhealthy things like fried chicken, therefore making them not actually good c) breast cancer doesn’t just result in ladies without boobies, it results in DEAD LADIES (and some men, though not as many) and finally c) Did you not look at the link that I addressed because the link is all tweets from people saying shit like “poor brad pitt has a wife with no boobs” when they should say “Congrats Brad, for being lucky enough to have married a woman with the resources to pay for genetic screening, and for living somewhere where she can have the best surgeons ever save her from the cancer she would most likely have gotten otherwise.”
She comments back “OK.” Honey, a one word comment should just not even happen. Waste of a notification tbh.
But then, my favorite waitress from my favorite bar which I more or less live at all summer (don’t judge, I get out of work between 930 and 10, they’re right next door, they have trivia with prizes) decides to *like* my post, which I consider equal to having my back in a bar brawl.
Seriously. Every day. Droppin’ truth bombs about Susan G Komen, reproductive rights, sexism, rape culture…Can’t wait to be in classes with people who actually understand this shit without me having to write a novel length post explaining why campaigns like “save second base” are ridiculous or that no, having man shaped shooting targets that bleed when shot doesn’t make it okay to have a lady target that bleeds when shot and calling it “The Ex.”
41 percent of Republicans believe Benghazi is the worst political scandal in American history, but nearly half don’t know where it is.
(Source: thepoliticalfreakshow, via seriouslyamerica)
In a piece for the New York Times, Angelina Jolie revealed she underwent a preventative double mastectomy. I’m not going to summarize it here because you should hear it coming from her. If you haven’t yet read it, you really should read it right now here.
Angelina Jolie shared a personal story in hopes of raising awareness on a number of issues, from the surgery itself to the affordability of the gene test…
…wait. what’s that coming just over those hills? Why, it’s the sexists and misogynists! Because you see WOMEN’S HEALTH is not about the WOMAN, people! It’s about the poor menz who are now ‘stuck’ with their (as in ownership of, don’t your forget it!) woman!
(Throw in a dash of racism with your misogyny? Hell, why not!)
Everyone couldn’t be the first to think of “poor Brad Pitt” like Josh above, but man did the tweets thinking of “poor Brad Pitt” keep coming…
…and coming…
…and coming.
“He lost *his* ‘tittays’.” Poor Brad Pitt lost something he apparently owned, Angelina Jolie’s breasts themselves! And, yes, people (i.e. virgins) mourned her boobs themselves as if Angelina Jolie was some sort of villain who had some diabolical reason behind doing this.
“I bet he wished he stayed with Jen now.” Oh, boy. You mean to tell me some losers used lower her risk for breast cancer as a way to attack Angelina Jolie over Jennifer Aniston?, you ask. No, I mean to tell you that MANY losers used lowering her risk for breast cancer as a way to attack Angelina Jolie over Jennifer Aniston. (And if you assumed there would be “karma” tweets, you assumed correctly!)
Here’s a slew of folks who think Angelina Jolie removed her breasts because she’s an “attention whore”! Because nothing says good publicity in Hollywood like already being a sex icon and then going ahead and having your breasts removed…
If none of the winners above quite did it for you, here’s a mish-mash of really smart people. Just replace “smart” with “dumb, thank you…
Yeah, Angelina. I can’t believe you didn’t even TAKE THE RISK OF CANCER just so Brad Pitt can enjoy your (which he owns, don’t forget) boobs while having sex. Because, don’t forget girls, you’re just sexual play toys for men and nothing more!
Too bad you got the story completely wrong. I call you a douchebag.
Yes, because without breasts, there are absolutely no good reasons whatsoever for a guy to stay with their significant other…
Yup. You hear that, ladies? Without your boobs / bewbz / tits / tittys / rack / fun bags / whatever other dumb terms these fine people use for a woman’s breasts…you are apparently pointless.
Except, you’re not. Screw these haters who’ve probably never seen a bare breast in their life. And good for you, Angelina. It’s your life and your body, no one else’s.
The last time I sat down with a psychiatrist he asked me when was the last time I felt really angry. I stared at him for about three seconds, and then just burst out laughing. He told me it was great that I was so happy, and I had to compose myself for long enough to explain that I couldn’t remember the last time I didn’t feel angry.
I know that feel